Thursday, April 20, 2006

 

Rodents of Unusual Talent

Jefe - Hope your show--and your pre-show concert--was BLISTERing. There probably wasn't a box big enough to hold all the panties that were thrown onstage.

By the way, if the rodent in your posting below needs a drummer, I think I've found one...



By the way, regarding lower back tattoos, GO FOR IT! There's a product to get rid of them if you don't want them!

Comments:
I've heard of smoked salmon, but never smoking rodents - I hope PETA doesn't read this blog! This reminds of college, where me and my roommates fed our cat peanut butter just to watch her try to lick it off of the roof of her mouth for hours on end.
 
Oh, by the way, this is a fantastic post for 4/20. Why do people need a special day to smoke ganja, anyway? I mean, hell, back when we were in college, special days to smoke ganja were Mondays. And Tuesdays. And Wednesdays. And Thursdays. And Fridays. And Saturdays. And, yes, Sundays.
 
Speaking of feeding pets stuff, and of ganj, we used to feed our doc corn nuts to hear her chomp on them. Cuz it made us laugh really hard. Cuz we were stoned. And we had the munchies. So we were eating corn nuts.
 
Your doc? How'd you get your doctor to eat corn nuts?
 
DOH! Fatty fingers. You know I meant "dog," you bitch. Get it?!?
 
Your dog's the bitch, not me. I'm the "be-yotch." There's a big difference.
 
At least, that's what the kids tell me.
 
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