Monday, July 17, 2006
Monkeys monkeys everywhere! Tonight!
Happy Hot Monday!
My ass hurts today. Yes, my ass. I got knocked down on my ass during my hockey game twice last night by #19, who found it important to clear me out of the low slot. With his body. Dude slammed me to the ice, twice! Of course, being a hockey player, I gave it back to him pretty good. So, hey, #19, sorry about tripping you. And about your mom. Send her my love. Oh, wait, I already did that! Hahahahahaha!
If you like your comedy on the simian side or just need a real laugh after that lame joke, check out our pals in Monkey's Uncle Comedy Improv tonight at the new Jazz at Jack's at 8:00. www.monkeysuncle.info for more, yes, info.
My ass hurts today. Yes, my ass. I got knocked down on my ass during my hockey game twice last night by #19, who found it important to clear me out of the low slot. With his body. Dude slammed me to the ice, twice! Of course, being a hockey player, I gave it back to him pretty good. So, hey, #19, sorry about tripping you. And about your mom. Send her my love. Oh, wait, I already did that! Hahahahahaha!
If you like your comedy on the simian side or just need a real laugh after that lame joke, check out our pals in Monkey's Uncle Comedy Improv tonight at the new Jazz at Jack's at 8:00. www.monkeysuncle.info for more, yes, info.