Thursday, July 27, 2006
Why in CHRIST'S name can't you piss in a urinal?
So I walk into the bathroom on our floor at work, like 10 seconds behind a guy who just went in. I'm in a bad way. I gotta deuce like the devil. There's nobody else in the bathroom. The dude walks into the ONLY stall, right next to the ONLY urinal, and proceeds to simply piss.
WTF?!?!? I see dudes doing this all the time. Why in Christ's name can't you use a urinal, dudes? It's RIGHT THERE! Does pissing in the toilet make it feel more like you're pissing at home? Is it some kind of security blanket? Do you LIKE watching water and urine splashing from the bowl to the lid?
Good Lord. What the hell is WRONG with you dudes?!?!?!?
WTF?!?!? I see dudes doing this all the time. Why in Christ's name can't you use a urinal, dudes? It's RIGHT THERE! Does pissing in the toilet make it feel more like you're pissing at home? Is it some kind of security blanket? Do you LIKE watching water and urine splashing from the bowl to the lid?
Good Lord. What the hell is WRONG with you dudes?!?!?!?
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Um, dude, sometimes we needs our privacy. Or maybe the toilet on the wall is dirty. Or, as commonly happens to me, the toilet on the wall is not deep enough. Huh huh.
Actually, this makes me think of my next blog, which will be similar, yet different. Sort of a spin off blog. Look for it.
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Actually, this makes me think of my next blog, which will be similar, yet different. Sort of a spin off blog. Look for it.
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