Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Question of the Day
From The Mixmaster:
"Do flowers have penises?"
And, yes, I SO wanted to answer, "No, but trees do. That's where the wood is." But I didn't. I shouldn't confuse the boy.
"Do flowers have penises?"
And, yes, I SO wanted to answer, "No, but trees do. That's where the wood is." But I didn't. I shouldn't confuse the boy.
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Duh? D'oh!
Emily also corrected me. Now I'm gonna have to sit my boy down after school today and learn him all over again. "Boy, I was wrong. Flowers do have little Elvises....ur, penises. They also have Love Muffins...ur, vaginas."
Great. Now I'm looking up "flower penis" on wikipedia. Thanks, Howard! And please note that "ass to mouth" is the third most relevant response to "flower penis" on wikipedia. Gotta love the Internet!
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Emily also corrected me. Now I'm gonna have to sit my boy down after school today and learn him all over again. "Boy, I was wrong. Flowers do have little Elvises....ur, penises. They also have Love Muffins...ur, vaginas."
Great. Now I'm looking up "flower penis" on wikipedia. Thanks, Howard! And please note that "ass to mouth" is the third most relevant response to "flower penis" on wikipedia. Gotta love the Internet!
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